This project is bizarre, it’s time consuming , tiring, educational as all get out  (talking to all of you), unprofitable (as usual), stressful, super fun, and would have been the greatest advertising scam in PV history if it hadn’t actually been real.\r\n\r\nAs you can imagine I’m lovin it, phone ? rings of the hook (all 48 of them, I kid you not) of kurse i’m including everyone’s cell phones at work.  my employees have no choice, it’s “required” how else can I contact them at 4 am, on a holiday weekend! and every other hour of every day. I say, “if your not crying your not working!”\r\n\r\nI’m thinking about changing the ad, FREE SOLAR PANELS to FREE SYSTEM DESIGN WITH EVERY FREE LOAD OF FREE SOLAR PANELS WITH FREE SOLAR TOY FOR FREE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WHO WANNA FEEL FREE AND BE FREE!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nOr, if I could figure out how to reach the plateau of All triple dog dare you’s for advertisers: the grand slamball combo hybrid ad of all time where you use the salesmen’s ancient magic close with the holy grail’s biggest  5 Advertising words of all time:\r\n\r\nSex\r\n\r\nTravel\r\n\r\nFree\r\n\r\n(I can’t remember the other two)\r\n\r\nHere’s my example of a good solar ad that uses sex:\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnother example, for back up power systems :\r\n\r\nPicture this: a magazine ad, it’s a completely black page, in the middle in small white print DO IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON. \r\n\r\nAt bottom of page in fancy small white print it says “With a Backup Power System from Sun Electronics, its business as usual whenever the lights go off.” Ha ha ha pretty funny eh? We’ll sort of but hey have you looked at solar ads lately, they’re still as horrible as when they started. \r\n\r\nJust having fun Thanksgiving morning.\r\n\r\nJohn\r\n\r\nPS I submitted that ad to Home Power Magazine and they refused to publish it!

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  1. John your the funniest guy I ever met. I wannabe just like you. Your incredible! How did you get so smart, witty, clever, thoughtful and cool. Your the coolest guy I ever knew! \r\n\r\nRock\r\n\r\n\r\naka jk

    • John,\r\nFunny? Defnitly!\r\nOn add words, you forgot:\r\n\r\n“BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!”\r\n\r\nHappy Thanksgiving.\r\n\r\nBruce in Williamsport PA

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